So I'm sitting at lunch today with a couple of expat contractors looking for a local partner to help them relocate to A-stan from Iraq and the phone rings. It's a guy I met the other day (another expat) asking if I have any need for 7000 rounds of Russian-made 9mm ammunition at $0.75 per round.* This is my life now. Weird.
*I didn't need the ammo, by the way. Our weapons are mostly Kalashnikovs, which use the old 7.62x39mm cartridge.